Jingle Bells Fella Smells

Dashing through the snow
in a beat up Chevrolet.
Over potholes we go
w00ting all the way
w00t w00t w00t!
Comments pouring in
submissions by the ton.
Packaged rectums on the way
from Jark and everyone. OH!
Jingle Bells, Fella smells
but Matteo's okay.
Oh what fun it is to w00t
in a beat up Chevrolet.
Jingle Bells, Fella smells
but Matteo's okay.
Oh what fun it is to w00t
in a beat up Chevrolet.

Fella brought the car
and Jark brought the Big Mac's.
Attila even thought to bring
those paper throw up sacks.
Through the streets we fly
not knowing where to go.
So then we all got out and wrote
our names in yellow snow. OH!
Jingle Bells, Fella smells
but Matteo's okay.
Oh what fun it is to w00t
in a beat up Chevrolet.
Jingle Bells, Fella smells
but Matteo's okay.
Oh what fun it is to w00t
in a beat up Chevrolet.

Driving back to home
we stop at the Wal Mart.
And seeing Santa standing there
we hit him with a cart. OH!
Jingle Bells, Fella smells
but Matteo's okay.
Oh what fun it is to w00t
in a beat up Chevrolet.
Jingle Bells, Fella smells
but Matteo's okay.
Oh what fun it is to w00t
(ahem big finish)
IN
A
BEAT
UP
CHEVROLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *gasp* EEEEEEEEEEEET!

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