"Fella Has Got a Fat Rear"
To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
You know Jarkoff and Sixwings
And Brazen and Spyed
Matteo, Jark
Chris and DJ-Designs.
But do you recall
The biggest rectum of aaaaalllllll?
Fella has got a fat rear
prob'ly cause he's made of balls
and if you've ever saw it
You couldn't help but make cat calls.
(Weet Woo!)
All of the other admins
deleted all his "w00t! First post!"s
They never let poor Fella
Come to any reindeer roasts.
Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Jark Claus came to say.
Fella though you're rectum's huge
Come on down ya big round stooge.
Now all of Devart's happy
cause their chubby pal is fine.
And Fella the big rumped mascot
wears humongous KICK ME SIIIIIIIIIIIIGNS!!
Wes Smith
::[Matrix7]::
December 17, 2001
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s4na
[Chandra the sexy dil0d-spanker of the NoQuRi]
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