Fella Got Ran Over By A R-Deer

::[Fella Got Run Over By A Reindeer]::

Fella got ran over by a reindeer
walking home from Devart Christmas Eve.
You can say you don't believe in Santa
but as for Jark and Fella they believe.

He'd spent the whole night a-whooting
and posting comments left and right...
And he staggered toward the doorway
and ventured boldly out into the night.
Everyone missed him the next morning
at the Devart Christmas bash.
They found him out beside the freeway
with a reindeer antler stuck right up his...
OH! HOHOHOHO

Fella got ran over by a reindeer
walking home from Devart Christmas Eve.
You can say you don't believe in Santa
but as for Jark and Fella they believe.

They took him to the local clinic
to see if they could bring him back.
The doctors took one look at poor Fella
and said "It's another Santa sneak attack"
"You see he does this every Christmas.
Sets them up and bowls them down.
That fat boy's got some real head problems...
I'd really love to catch that clown."
So we all came up with a plan
avenging Fella was the goal.
Paint Santa's butt with lots of honey
and in an Ant hill he will go.
OH!

Fella got ran over by a reindeer
walking home from Devart Christmas Eve.
You can say you don't believe in Santa
but as for Jark and Fella they believe.

That elf got what he had a-coming.
You should have heard him yell.
Now on his list we're always naughty
and only get a stocking full of coal.

Fella got ran over by a reindeer
walking home from Devart Christmas Eve.
You can say you don't believe in Santa
but as for Jark and Fella they believe.


::[Matrix7]::
Christmas 2001