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Devart 12 Days of Christmas

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12 Days of Christmas - Devart Style

On the first day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
A CD Burner made just for me

On the second day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the third day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the fourth day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the fifth dasy of Christmas
Devart gave to me (ahem)
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the seventh day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Seven shoutbox spammings
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the eigth day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Eight admins pimping
Seven shoutbox spammings
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the ninth day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Nine Devart Teddies
Eight admins pimping
Seven shoutbox spammings
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the tenth day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Ten IRC's a-chatting
Nine Devart Teddies
Eight admins pimping
Seven shoutbox spammings
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Eleven ticked off rippers
Ten IRC's a-chatting
Nine Devart Teddies
Eight admins pimping
Seven shoutbox spammings
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Devart gave to me
Nothing (man you're greedy aren't you?)
Eleven ticked off rippers
Ten IRC's a-chatting
Nine Devart Teddies
Eight admins pimping
Seven shoutbox spammings
Six Devart stockings
FIVE BOXERS SHORTS!!!!!
Four w00t!ers w00t!ing
Three Devart mousepads
Two golden rectums
and a A CD Burner made just for me

::[Matrix7]::
Yeah baby! On a roll today, this is the third in an ongoing series of Christmas parodies I am writing for Devart. Even if nobody else cares for them they gave me a few good laughs writing them. Hope you enjoy them, comments welcome!

::[Matrix7]::
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lol boxer shorts, thats awesome. w00ter's w00ting... hehe good job man